The Not Quite Top Ten Top Ten: Things White People Think About Black History Month

georgewashingtoncarver91410. Black History month again? Fuck. Didn’t we just do that?
8. George Washington Carver
7. He just invented peanut butter right?
5. MLK Jr.
4. Hank Aaron
3. George Washington Carver
1. George Washington Carver

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