In the last 24 hours Wade Phillips, Dan Hawkins, and Joe Morgan were all fired from their respective jobs and positions. DSB takes a look at each situation…
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Wade Phillips had to go. He had gone from just appearing like an incompetent, bumbling boob on the sidelines to actually coaching like one. Does this make him any different than half of the head coaches in the NFL? No, but even the most diehard Cowboys’ fan in the world had finally turned on Wade. The massive expectations and disappointing 1-7 record was just too much for Jerry Jones to take. I think Jerry would have made the move weeks ago, but there is absolutely no one on this staff that can make a difference and is capable of turning this team’s fortunes around. I’m sure Dave Campo thought the job might have been his by default if Jones got all the way down to his name on the coaching staff, but instead they promoted former wunderkid Jason Garrett who has proven his lack of leadership and offensive genius this season.
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I’ll be honest, I don’t know much about now former Colorado Buffaloes head coach Dan Hawkins. But I do remember his classic meltdown in front of the press after a player’s parent wrote him a letter expressing their concern over what little time off the players have during the year. Here’s the clip and it’s worth every second of your time.
To say that Hawkins was a bit of a loose cannon is probably an understatement, but he had to be better than that sexist zealot Bill McCartney who was there for a dozen years. At least for the rest of our entertainment, right?
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In a move reminiscent of putting a dog out of his misery, ESPN finally chose to cut ties with Joe Morgan in his role on their baseball coverage. Morgan is obstinate, elitist, and stuck in his thinking to his playing days over thirty years ago. Morgan had justifiably become a lightning rod to criticism from both statistically-minded followers and old-school baseball viewers. Often he would talk in circles, contradict himself, make up facts, and state the obvious far too many times to do anything but hit the mute button during the telecasts. Just some random examples are:
“See that’s what good hitters do…they hit the ball.”
“Of course, we’re not comparing him (Ryan Howard) to McCovey; we’re just saying that he’s similar.”
“A lot of star players get booed in opposing stadiums.”
“I don’t deal much with stats, Jon. All I know is he’s got those intangibles.”
“Without their star players, the Mets lineup isn’t as strong as it is with them”
“Yeah, he’s good and all, but like I’ve always said, I always prefer major leaguers over minor leaguers any day. They just seem to be more major league ready.”
“Everyone believes that a .300 hitter is a good player and that a pitcher with a low ERA is a good pitcher. That belief is not necessarily the case. . . A .300 hitter makes seven outs for every ten at-bats, and if his seven outs come with men on base and his three hits come with no one on base, these hits are not very productive. . . Likewise, many pitchers pitch just good enough to lose. . .Run production is how you measure hitters. Wins and losses are how you measure pitchers. Batting averages and ERAs are personal stats.”
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Good riddance Wade, Dan, and Joe…enjoy your time with Rob Dibble and Omar Minaya as you wait for Brad Childress to join you.
Thanks for coming and suckling Daddy’s Sugar Ball…
Max Power