Bill Simmons came off suspension last Wednesday and since then it has been a whole lot of nothing… As of my writing we have seen four tweets from The Sports Guy. Four.
We also got the weekly Cousin Sal and Bill BS report where they guess the lines for next week’s slate of games. They use this as a way to ham fistedly review the prior week’s NFL results and make what they pretend to be are inside jokes and that we are all on the inside. Generally speaking what they say is neither a joke not are we on the inside. I used to like this podcast but it got old real quick. Kind of like everything by Simmons.
While it has been a long… long… time since I was a fan of Simmons’ work I do believe him to be an honest, decent guy. I just no longer enjoy my football, baseball and other sports columns to be peppered with constant references to Karate Kid, “Basketball Jesus,” Ewing Theory, and Reverse, Double Reverse, Super Reverse on the first and their Reverse while avoiding my desired non-Reverse-Reverse on your anticipated Reverse Jinx.
But I love turmoil more than practically anything so when Simmons got a three week suspension for saying what literally everyone whose pay is not directly or tangentially linked to the National Football League was saying, I was excited to say the least.
I wanted a war of words… I wanted people to quit their jobs in disgust… I wanted what Simmons promised “I’ll go public.” That is what he said.
So when he put his integrity on the line… and lets not beat around the bush more than I already have… When he said to his bosses “I really hope somebody calls me or emails me and says I’m in trouble for anything I say about Roger Goodell…Because if one person says that to me, I’m going public. You leave me alone. The commissioner’s a liar and I get to talk about that on my podcast. Please, call me and say I’m in trouble. I dare you.”
Well they called his bluff and it WAS a bluff.
In this week’s podcast he thanked people for their “support” and used his return from suspension as a gag; not a very funny one.
Money talked.
Bill Simmons is owned by ESPN.
If he was going to go public the time has passed. Now he could still walk when his contract is up in a year but really that is probably not going to happen. ESPN pays. They pay well. He will stay.
#FreeSimmons was a trending rallying cry on twitter. But free him from what? He is his own prisoner. He sold his integrity. He sold it to ESPN for Grantland, 30 for 30, the access, and the money… so much money.
Don’t feel bad for him. I don’t. He could have had me in his corner but he took the money. Frankly, I would too. Money talks. Especially when it’s counted in the millions.
Just don’t trade on your integrity again, Bill. You already spent that once and we all know you ain’t “going public.”
Thanks for coming and suckling on Daddy’s Sugar Ball…
Bearcat