The Right Field Bleachers – Episode 7

Join the Daddy’s Sugar Ball editors on our latest podcast…Bearcat, ZJ, and Max Power had a lively beer-fueled discussion regarding the current sports and pop culture landscape.

If you’re curious why the name of this podcast is The Right Field Bleachers, click here.

The topics included in our seventh podcast were:

Intro
Talkin’ Baseball (1:02 min mark)
What We’re Drinking (12:00 min mark)
* Raging Bitch Belgian IPA
* Orange Blossom Cream Ale
Girl of the Moment (14:50 min mark)
* Alice Eve
* Emma Stone
* AnnaLynne McCord
* Kate Mara
Tiger Woods & Ben Roethlisberger and Why We Root For Who We Root For (18:35 min mark)
Outtakes (33:55 min mark)

And just like our typical posts here on a daily basis, we want to remind you our loyal listeners that at times we may use some profanity, so please be responsible when and where you listen.

Thanks for coming and suckling Daddy’s Sugar Ball…

Entertainment News the DSB way…

The Week In Incestuous Family News

I wonder if Mo’Nique blames her brother for the fact that she does not shave her legs…

The brother of self-righteous bitch Oscar winner Mo’Nique apologized on Monday for molesting his sister over a period of two years when they were both children.  Mo’Nique’s brother Gerald Imes told Oprah during an appearance on her show that the abuse occurred when he was 13 and she was seven years old but that he denied it for decades. Unsurprisingly, Mo’Nique declined to appear on the show.  DSB was contacted by Mackenzie Phillips who just wanted to remind everyone that she had a decade long consensual incestuous relationship with her father and that her wounds are still healing as the poster child for incest.

Staples: That Was Easy!
Professional Jackass Steve-O recently appeared on the George Lopez show and during an early segment he showed his devotion to supporting George’s “Keep Kate” campaign by stapling signs to his body that said Vote For Kate Gosselin.  The last sign was stapled to his nut sack.  The good part is this dramatically decreases his ability to procreate. The bad news is that it only decreases his chances to procreate and does not render him completely sterile.

She Owes Money All Over Town…Including To Known Pornographers

Access Hollywood, WWTDD, and Radar Online are all reporting that Lindsay Lohan’s finances are reaching the breaking point.  Apparently, Lohan owes $600,000 in credit card debt. Others are floating reports that she is two months behind on her rent and that she owes the landlord nearly 23K.  Radar online is reporting that Lohan has had one credit card already cut off.  The others can not be far behind.  The only surprising part of this story is that apparently coke dealers have started accepting credit cards.  Guess PayPal is for more than just eBay.

Thank God For Beautiful Women

Christina Hendricks will appear on the cover of Esquire’s May issue of “Women We Love.”  DSB could not agree more.  No snark here.  We just love the idea of posting more pics of Hendricks…

Thanks for coming and suckling on Daddy’s Sugar Ball…
Bearcat

Entertainment News the DSB way…

Mommy Is Dancing For Her Money

Frequent DSB punching bag Kate Gosselin spoke to People Magazine about her biggest fans: her eight children home here in PA. Gosselin said her children watch “with popcorn every week…and they say I look beautiful…” DSB reached out to the children’s publicist for comment. We were put on the phone with the oldest Gosselin, Cara. We asked what she thought of her Mommy strutting her stuff on Dancing With the Stars. Cara responded: “What’s a Mommy?”

Neo-Nazi Update

Jesse James’ piece on the side Michelle “Bombshell” McGee issued an apology to Jesse’s soon to be ex-wife yesterday via an Australian television interview. Bombshell (surprisingly not her given name) stated: “I felt bad for Sandra…I know what she’s going through. She must be hurt, devastated, upset and embarrassed. I want to give her a heartfelt apology. Sandra, I’m sorry. I’m sorry for your embarrassment. I’m sorry all of this is public.” Bombshell went on to specifically not apologize to “Jews, Queers, and Negros…because I still hate them. But Sandra is white so I can tell her I am sorry.”

Walk of Shame

Russell Crowe was recently awarded with a star on the World Famous Hollywood Walk of Fame. Timing could not be more perfect as Crowe has his new movie Robin Hood opening on May 14^th. DSB sent infrequent DSB contributor ZJ to cover the event. ZJ asked Crowe if he thought his “notoriously short fuse and temper contributed to his ability to ability to create a darker and more serious Robin Hood for the upcoming Ridley Scott film?” Crowe then assaulted ZJ who was taken to a local LA hospital. DSB still has not heard from ZJ. We hope he is ok, but we don’t expect a post anytime soon as ZJ is obviously still recovering.

Steven Seagal Lawman Dirty Old Man

It’s an ancient Chinese sexual practice called “fisting”…

A former model named Kayden Nguyen has filed a lawsuit against human weapon-turned-actor-turned-reality TV star Steven Seagal claiming that she was treated like “a sex toy” after she was hired to be Seagal’s executive assistant. Nguyen who is 23 and can’t be found via Google images so we can comment on how hot this former model apparently is answered a Craigslist ad for an executive assistant job with Seagal’s production company. Nguyen also claims that Seagal kept two young Russian assistants on staff who were available to meet his sexual needs 24 hours a day, seven days a week. DSB reached out to Seagal’s production company for comment. When asked for comment Seagal’s publicist stated: “If you are responding to a job ad on Craigslist and your resume is made up entirely of bikini and semi-nude shots what did you expect to be doing? Complex litigation and accounting for a multi-million dollar conglomerate?”

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Bearcat

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Sports News the DSB way…

If There’s Grass on the Field…Play Ball!

Monday was Major League Baseball’s Opening Day and we saw the expected (Pujols going yard twice), the anticipated (Jason Heyward’s bomb in his first MLB at-bat), and the amazing (Mark Buerhle’s frontrunner for web gem of the year). After one day of games DSB reached Commissioner Bud Selig for comment and he revealed an interesting tidbit, “This season we are going to incorporate a higher reliance on statistics and sabermetricians in the baseball landscape. In that vein we’d like to thank the Nationals and Royals season ticketholders for their support, but we are unfortunately ruling both ball clubs mathematically eliminated from the postseason after their pathetic opening day performances.”

Are You There God? It’s Me, Donovan
The Philadelphia Eagles shipped Donovan McNabb to their NFC East rivals, the Washington Redskins, for a 2nd round draft pick this year and either a 3rd or 4th rounder next year. Under new head coach Mike Shanahan and GM Bruce Allen, the Redskins are completely reshaping the team on the offensive side of the ball as they also picked up Larry Johnson and Willie Parker to complement Clinton Portis in the backfield. This would have been a hell of team four years ago…but in 2010? I see McNabb skipping lots of 3rd-and-8 passes at Santana Moss’ feet in their future.

Shout at the Blue Devil
In the NCAA Championship game on Monday night, Coach K and the Duke Blue Devils topped the Butler Bulldogs, 61-59, in one of the best title games ever played. Tournament MOP Kyle Singler scored 19 points, pulled down 9 rebounds, and played stellar defense on Butler star Gordon Hayward, but Duke didn’t win because of him. The man most responsible for Duke’s victory wasn’t Jon Scheyer, Nolan Smith, fan favorite Brian Zoubek, or even Coach K. The credit for this win falls squarely on the broad shoulders of Satan. DSB caught up with the Prince of Darkness shortly after time expired and we asked him about his role with this year’s squad, “I was introduced to Coach K at Bobby Knight’s housewarming party over thirty years ago and we hit it off immediately. The upset of the previously undefeated UNLV in 1991? Laettner’s miracle shot against Kentucky? The gold medal winning Redeem Team? Yep, I was personally involved in all those events. But this year was my biggest project yet…how else could you explain this team winning a National Championship?”

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Max Power

Entertainment News the DSB way…

Springtime for Hitler

Every day brings salacious new gossip about Sandra Bullock’s husband Jesse James and his secret life. Multple mistresses? Check…Strip club sex? Check…A foursome including another dude? Check…Sex rehab? Check…Dogfighting? Check…White Power and Neo-Nazism? Check. Could you possibly hear any rumor at this point that you wouldn’t believe? He could be doing coke out of a whore’s asshole while getting blown by a dude as he’s driving down the PCH on one of his custom made choppers and unless there’s a dead body or animal involved it wouldn’t shock me anymore.

It’s a Small World

This past week brought reports of two new movies in pre-production starring the infant set. First, we have a movie based on the E*Trade babies about a group of them trying to make their way across the playground. That’s the movie…I shit you not. Next, we have another remake in the works – – this time for Look Who’s Talking. After family friendly crapola like Wild Hogs and Old Dogs, I wouldn’t be surprised to see John Travolta cast in the new version to play the exact same part he did in the original. When reached by DSB for comment, a major movie studio spokesman said, “Yep, no two ways about it…we’re completely out of original ideas.”

Least Surprising News of the Week: He Bangs (Other Guys)

Finally admitting to the rumors that have long dogged the former Menudo singer, Ricky Martin recently revealed that he is “a fortunate homosexual man.” DSB contacted the Gay, Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation (GLAAD) for comment and they responded, “Ricky Martin has joined the long, illustrious list of celebrity has-beens like George Michael, Clay Aiken, and Lance Bass who have been honest with themselves and admitted their homosexuality long past the point anyone else would care. Ten years ago when Martin was actually a star this might have meant something. Now? If your name isn’t Lady GaGa, the kids don’t even know who you are. Oh, and I’m sure none of this was done to generate any publicity for his upcoming memoir.”

Least Surprising News of the Week: Still a Bitch

Even though Kate Gosselin survived the first elimination on Dancing With the Stars, her time remaining on the show doesn’t appear to be very long. Just this week her dance partner Tony Dovolani walked out of their rehearsal threatening to quit after Kate questioned his technique and thought what the professional dancer and instructor was teaching her was “wrong”. Somehow Kate has done the impossible…she has made that Ed Hardy-wearing, douchebag ex-husband of hers the sympathetic character in all of this. Her dance partner couldn’t stand her after 3 weeks…Jon at least made it through 10 years of marriage to Cruella de Vil.

Thanks for coming and suckling on Daddy’s Sugar Ball…
Max Power