As I look out over the great Yinzer Stiller Nation and what we have accomplished over the last three and a half months I realize this drinking tahn with a Stillers problem has caught a case of baseball fever. These Buccos are no longer the Succos! I can proudly wear my Pirates ball cap again.
/Adjusts his brand new Pirates hat while wearing a prized Gregg Lloyd replica jersey t-shirt with sweat stains while getting into his still salt stained Pontiac Bonneville.
These Buccos are great to root for… unlikes those ungrateful Stillers. James Harassment is nothing but an ungrateful retard. You do not be-smirk the Rooney’s NFL French-fries with stupid comments to some queer man’s workout magazine!
/Blows through red light
Hines! What was yinz thinking? Yinz supposed to be the leader on the Stillers. Yinz to cross the middle on the grid arn; not the middle line with a snoot full, half in the bag and behind dat wheel.
/Reaches under the driver’s seat, finds a beer, cracks it open.
But back to my beloved Pittsburgh Baseball Stillers… it is nice to know that while there were fans of other less no-bell teams laughing at us we was just hiding low. Waiting for our time to come. Now we will teach all of yinz a lesson.
/tosses empty can out the window
Now we will steal from yinz teams. We are buyers! With the All-Star game, that lacked a sufficient number of Pirates mind yinz, over it is time con-cent-rate on a playoff push. This time the trade deadline with be a Yinzer celebration as we bring in the hot bats and strong pitt-chin to sup-lee-ment our Stillers baseball team. 18 years of sufferin’ will soon be over as we will now impose our will on the entire league.
/Lights one cigarette of the one he just finished.
To those that say there is a lot of baseball to be played I say: GET OUTTA TAHN!!! We are winners again!
/Pulls into “shoppin’ center parking” lot and nails a shopping cart with his car
/Parks in a handicapped space in front of beer distributor
Like the saying goes “On any given Sunday, n’at” this team has the fort-it-tood to win any game against any team. The years of stockpiling picks has finally paid off with superior baseball talent that has the grit and determin-nation of the blue collar Yinzer Stiller Nation.
/Picks up case of Old German and cracks one open while walking to the register
The Buccos have Cutch who should still be pissed off over being the 183rd alternate for the All-Star game. Fort McHenry is the baseball player that Franco’s Army has been waiting for all these years!
/Bitches about the price of beer and then pays in one dollar bills and a zip lock bag of change
I know we will not only be winning the NL East and crushin’ the Mets and Phillies…
/Unaware of 1993/1994 Expansion and Realignment
But it will be Yinzers hosting the first game of the World Series. I read on that Twitter-er-thing-a-ma-gig that ESPY’s Buster Olney suggests we get in line for Fall Classic tickets now! There is only one October and this year the Stiller Yinzer Nation will be wavin’ Terrible Towels in Heinz Field in the morning and at PNC Park n’at in the afternoon.
The Buccos are back and I ain’t jaggin’ ya!