My friend and colleague Bearcat has few equals when it comes to heckling. For the last three months he has turned his attention to ripping Santonio Holmes whenever the former Steelers’ wide receiver tweets out on his Twitter account. What started out as frustration with Santonio’s time in Pittsburgh has quickly devolved into a relentless attack about his love of marijuana. Bearcat has been so persistent and ruthless that Holmes has recently blocked him. That might stop an amateur, but Bearcat is a professional.
I felt these were too funny not to share with our readers…
@santonio10: Late for workouts but its coo! Its not about how you start the race But how you finish
@billybearcat: Dumbass. This is why you were traded.
@santonio10: Happy Birthday MOM!
@billybearcat: I would visit but after the recent iPod/plane thing I’m on the Fed’s No Fly List. Sorry. 😦
@santonio10: I think I’m going to LOVE living in the NY/NJ area for the next 10yrs!
@billybearcat: Your career might last 3 if you stay off weed.
@santonio10: U gain something to lose something,
@billybearcat: I found a 40 in the back of the Escalade but lost my stash of buds… Unhappy face.
@santonio10: Watching UNDATEABLE MARATHON. Hilarious!!!
@billybearcat: After hitting your 10 foot bong…
@santonio10: I’m not convinced that I should trade my 2009 Range Rover in for the new 2010 Rover
@billybearcat: If you do; clean out all the weed first.
@santonio10: Sweet!
@billybearcat: I totally thought that was going to be a picture of a bong… Really I did.
@santonio10: Up, up, and Away!!!
@billybearcat: He is high as a kite!!! He really loves weed.
@santonio10: Why am I in Popeye’s in NJ and I see the woman with a mustache!
@billybearcat: Potheads love Popeye’s…
@santonio10: Lol I apologize people this iPhone types what it wants sometime.
@billybearcat: No you’re just high sometimes…
@santonio10: Why did my son just pass gas and can’t stop laughing!
@billybearcat: OMG your son is high too? Does he have a kid’s size bong?
@santonio10: Having an amazing time rite now laughing with my kids!
@billybearcat: Must be the “brownies”
@santonio10: Men lie, women lie, NUMBERS don’t!
@billybearcat: Weed sometimes lies. Sometimes you buy “good shit” that’s sticky but it’s oregano & honey.
@santonio10: Just finish lunch at Applebees with the boys. Headed home for a much needed nap!
@billybearcat: Smoking and the munchies make Tone tired…
@santonio10: Work out finish, now off to Toys R for Us
@billybearcat: I’m going to make a bong out of Legos!!!
@santonio10: Rainy day in Jersey, cause for dad and the boys to stay in and watch a funny movie tonight
@billybearcat: Half Baked while fully baked!
@santonio10: Thinking about how I’m going to takeover the world today! Ha Ha
@billybearcat: And you people think I’m joking when I say he’s always high.
@santonio10: I think the #10 is the best number to wear in sports. Anyone agree?
@billybearcat: It’s like wearing the # for a dime bag!
@santonio10: In bed watching the Lakers vs Celtics game 4!
@billybearcat: Nothing like cuddling up in bed with a joint and funions.
@santonio10: Peep my swagg ma don’t I walk like a ball playa!
@billybearcat: Weed. It makes you tweet shit like this
@usatoday_nfl: Ex-Titans, Seahawks RB LenDale White admits to smoking marijuana while in the NFL
@billybearcat: Was it with @santonio10?
@santonio10: Got the iphone app for vuvuzela and its great but I want a real one to have!
@billybearcat: Turn it into a huge bong!
@santonio10: That Maybach is one amazing car. It’s has the craziest features ever.
@billybearcat: Lots of compartments for hiding the stash from the 5-0.
@santonio10: Getting a new tattoo rite now!
@billybearcat: I got a pic of his new tat…in a word: Classy.
@santonio10: The big round cheeze-it commercial with the doctor in it is too funny!
@billybearcat: Just when I think you can’t sound any more stoned…
@santonio10 @DougzInBoston say it aint so?
@billybearcat: I can only assume that A: Dougz is his weed hook up and B: Dougz is all tapped out…
Thanks for coming and suckling Daddy’s Sugar Ball…
Max Power